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Serious injuries can occur when you suck wolf teat.
But oh, wolf milk is so delicious.
Created on 2005-08-05 13:54:27 (#7937134), last updated 2009-10-07
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| Name: | Ariel (Brommelhersenefferbuger) |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1989-08-11 |
| Location: | Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States |
| Website: | I don't want my highways all gayed up. |
By day, Ariel is a procrastinator of homework, eater of health food and evader of housework. By night, she is none other than the illustrious Paisley Print Avenger. Clad in a cape of pink vintage paisley and steel-toed Manolo Blahniks, she patrols the streets of Minneapolis (but not St. Paul, they can find their own goddamn superhero), looking fabulous and saving the populace from fashion disaster. If plaid trousers are paired with a striped shirt, she will be there. If foundation is applied before concealer, she will be there. If mini skirts are worn without underwear, she will be there.
Engaged in epic battle with her immortal nemesis Shoulder Pads, the Paisley Print Avenger fights to destroy bad taste and protect the freedom and frivolity of fabulous people everywhere. In her spare time, however, she enjoys dancing suggestively and parading around with socks shoved down her knickers. (Approach at your own risk.)
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sazzlette: mmm, but you know what kind of multilegged talk is good
sazzlette: the kind where sirius and harry are shagging
sazzlette: and there are legs everywhere
sazzlette: >_>
Life is funnier out of context.
Engaged in epic battle with her immortal nemesis Shoulder Pads, the Paisley Print Avenger fights to destroy bad taste and protect the freedom and frivolity of fabulous people everywhere. In her spare time, however, she enjoys dancing suggestively and parading around with socks shoved down her knickers. (Approach at your own risk.)
Life is funnier out of context.
Interests (132):
!!!ing, "ahhhhhh homosexuality!", "bango!", "emo is not attractive", "i hurt the flower", "mmmpphh mmph mmmh!", (dysfunctional) chang/corner, anthony's tutu (!!!), anthony/michael/terry yes, badger is inexhaustible, batman likes anchovies, bending over, big nelly bottoms, big mooning eyes of love, bloody peasants, blupin, bowie is still god, boys are gay, brahats, buttpluggery, can there be zombies?, capslocking!, cavebitches, cedric/sirius :o, chopstick eye-stabbing, communists are hot, damn the man!!, dane cook is (also) god, dead and/or militant hermione, death talks in sensible caps, doomy buttpluggy smiles, drug chemist!snape, drug-selling orphans, dude is immortal, dumpster diving, epic lipstick lesbian romances, evans the teenage mother, exclamation points!!!!!!, fandumb, fleur/lavender, frank/remus! damn right!, fridge demons, friendly hostility, ginny weasley's cavernous pussy, ginny/cho, going on about wriggling, goldstein/corner, harry being hugged!!!, harry is dumb, harry louise potter, harry was illegitimate, harry's spiderman fetish, harry/cedric, harry/michael, harry/regulus ohgodyes, harry/zacharias, hiding from rl people, hitler was a lesbian, horrendously drunk and fucking, i am a golden god!, imperimentis, james potter is an asthmatic, jamie/trey otp, jon stewart/george clooney otp, katy is my hero, keyboardsmashing, leaving hammers under pillows, lester bangs, let's objectify some men!, like your mother?, lockhart/snape, loldead, love comes in spurts, men in bonnets, mmmsideburns, moony wears flannels, not affectionate shoulder squeezes, not gratuitous asshattery, notter!!, on your fucking back!!, ooh boogying?, optimus simons, paul mccartney is a douche, peter's doilies, really big bathtubs, remus is a badass, remus is unfathomable, remus loves dykes, remus/tonks/sirius/harry o_o!, remustakesitupthearse, renowned literature sucks, saying nnnnngh, sazzle, sirius black's foot fetish, sirius black is a trollop, sirius black is just resting, sirius black likes 'em young, sirius was never a virgin, sirius/regulus, sirry is fucking hot, slughorn touches me :(, snape/dumbledore, snapulus, snitched, snupin omg, sondre lerche as moony, stillwater, subtext, susan/ron, susan/zacharias :3, take care of your prostate?, teacosy related incidents, terry/theodore!! pompous assholes unite!, terry/zacharias, the hogwarts antique toilets, the jeff bebe band, the spleen police, theme parties, theodore/adrian, tonks/bill, tramping it up, unconventional capitalization, unconventional familial relationships, unintentional ust, voldemort's wedding dress, what rhymes with remus?, why is buttsex funny?, will/adrian, with knobs on, wot wot?!, yesnoyesnngh, ♥
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